Jager, Jager, I love Jager

I love Jager. Not in the same way I love my children or my girlfriend, but still passionately. The thing most people don't get about Jager is it's versatility. Some of my personal favorite shots are Jager based:

The Red-headed Slut
* 1 oz. Jägermeister
* 1 oz. Schnapps, peach
* 3 oz. Cranberry Juice

Tropical Depression
* 1 oz. Jägermeister
* 1 oz. Rum, coconut
* 4 oz. Pineapple Juice

The Sodomizer (This is only if you hate yourself)
* 1 part Gin (Beefeater)
* 2 parts Jägermeister
* 1 part Southern Comfort

Surfer on Acid
* 1/4 oz. Jägermeister
* 1/3 oz. Rum, coconut
* 1/2 oz. Pineapple Juice

A Sourmeister
* 1 part Jägermeister
* 1 part Sour Apple Pucker

Sex With an Alligator
* 3/4 oz. Chambord
* 3/4 oz. Jägermeister
* 3/4 oz. Midori

Liquid Heroin
* 1/2 shot Jägermeister
* 1/2 shot Schnapps, peppermint

Jager Bomb
* 1 shot Jägermeister
* 1/2 can Red Bull

The As Yet Unamed (currently taking suggestions for a name)
* 1/2 shot Jagermeister
* 1/2 shot Tequila

I could go on and on. Go down to the LQ today and grab some Jager. Tell them Baron Bill sent you. They'll have no idea what the hell you're talking about, but give it a try.